Yes, yes, yes! Halloween is coming, boys and girls. It's the Birdman's favorite holiday, though I never really need a costume. Although, the next kid who calls me Big Bird gets punched in their snot-dripping little nose.
So, if you still don't have a costume and want to scare the bejeezus out of everyone you meet I have a few suggestions.
- Windows ME or Vista
- Steve Ballmer
- Internet Explorer
- BSOD
- Darl McBride
- John Sculley, Michael Spindler or Gil Amelio (in my book all equally scary)
- A command line prompt from your OS of choice
- Dick Cheney (be sure to have a shotgun and waterboarding apparatus in hand)
I think that covers the bases, but, if you have any more suggestions I'm all ears (really, beneath all these feathers I do have ears; I'm a freak, not a monster).
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